I, Max, do swear on my
food bowl to faithfully execute my duties as Mayor of Idyllwild. I
am proud to take this oath, knowing that my human campaign manager
went above and beyond to finance this election campaign. Just as it
is in Chicago and all of New Jersey, I am proud that also in
Idyllwild money can, to contradict the Beatles, buy me both love and
public office. I will be a role model as Mayor for all canines,
felines and humines, so help me ARF!
